DAMN.
I think I’ve finally come up with a way to explain periods to guys. You have an erection. It stays there for a week, and the only way to make it go away is to stick a wad of toilet paper up your button or wear a diaper. Also, you have the stomach flu. But instead of a fever, your food is restricted just enough to make you pissed off at the world. Also your dog dies. Just so you’re sad. Then all the girls are awkward about it and mock you.
woke up to this
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